Planet Liss

Melissa McEwan Wants You to touch her monkey

 

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GET A JOB, SIR!!! THE BUMS LOST!!!

I genuinely treasure the little things in life. Seeing my rivals grow old and fat. Finding gum in the bottom of my purse. Aging backwards. But getting quoted by the queen of social justice herself? Well, I just might buy a cake.

“It happens every other month like clockwork: Immediately after I post the fundraising reminder, my inbox lights up with messages from conservatives telling me to “get a job.” “If you want money so bad,” goes one (typical) email I received earlier this week, “get a job like everyone else.” This is my job.”

Shakesville: Get a Job

LOL, guys I’m a conservative now. She conveniently left out the part about her husband making $100,000 a year.